inKast - NOT PLAYING AROUND
1. Intro
2. Not Playing Around
3. Me 'n Xenon
4. Harold Fry
5. W.I.S.
6. Meeting Jesus (Skit)
7. Drugs With Jesus (feat. Jesus)
8. Leaving Jesus (Skit)
9. Shlizzin'
10. Speech
lyrics
2. Not Playing Around
DISCLAIMER: CP stands for CENTRALE PROEFWERK (dutch highschool central exam)!
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you already know who it is
uh
don't be so self deprecating you hit another low
danganronpa memes in the cord, i'm talking nagito
just did my cp today, now my left ball itches
ay fuck off colegio, maybe go test some bitches
i wasn't playing around
y'all thought i was joking, uh
guess what i got in the mail today?
i got a message that all of my fucks just ran away
what can i say? other than i don't fuck around
i'm number one just like robbie rotten from lazy town
i told y'all my shit was fire
but y'all didn't wanna listen
i told y'all my shit was fire, uh
they say i got a small cock
and they complain when i send shame to tik tok
sock, i don't cum in
walk, why you runnin?
from the shit that you see
you can't compete with me
on the wii sports tennis, bowling, archery
it's the phantom menace, stuck on tatooine
with my homie anakin and his master kenobi
bitch i'm on the dark side so don't ever fuck with me, please
3. Me 'n Xenon
DISCLAIMER: The offensive "F Slur" is uttered by Eddy in this track. He is bisexual.
uh, xenon
this one's for you baby
mmm
xenon's in my bed
giving me head
sucking my dick
giving it a lick
cum so thick, like butter
all up in his ass, no rubber
xenon you're my one true lover
hover, up to the sky at night
brother, why you got that ass so tight?
so bright, cum so white
glows in the dark when i turn off the lights
and i get a little jealous
when you hangout with your fellas
tell us, how you got a coke can dick
my shit gets harder than a concrete brick
imma build a house on that ass
you a big bad wolf, blow it down with your stinky fart gas
porno so good make my internet lag
cause xenon baby, you're my favorite fag
xenon please get in my bed (get in my bed)
xenon please get in my bed (yeah please, baby)
xenon please get in my, my bed (my bed)
xenon please get in my bed (ooh, yeah)
xenon please get in my bed (get in my bed)
xenon please get in my, my bed (xenon please get in my)
4. Harold Fry
yuh, harold fry
my homie rex on the track, from kingsbridge (ayo)
let's go
walking down the streets, cause i'm harold fry
i'm getting all these bitches and i don't know why
queenie's on my dick and we're at the sea
her mouth's foaming like beer at the brewery
the love between us ain't just a rumor
bitch, that little pussy tastes just like a tumor
gotta take a break from queenie at the lake
and then meet my homies wilf and kate, milf and steak
my dinner, bitch i'm a sinner
cancer so bad, make my bitch look thinner
got that thang on me, when i catch you dead
see you hang like david in the shed
aw fuck, my son is gone
lemme go and put my homie rex on
fucking with your wife in bed
david hanging in the shed
i help maureen in the garden
ass so thicc, make my big dick harden
every night she's moaning rex
all my bitches call me "mr. sex"
she's sucking on my dick, no dentures
fuck your pilgrimage, i make my own adventures
5. W.I.S.
uh, i'm sitting on the seat
got my legs on the wall, cause i can't contain the heat
from the bars that i'm spitting and the bar that i'm shitting
shit smells bad, but at least i'm admitting huh?
yeah, it's been a good while
since i took a bad shit smelling for a good mile
so i better get a good plumber on the speed dial
cause this shit that i'm taking ain't just a free trial, uh
when i shit, yeah it hurts a tad bit
but i commit, cause i'm such a bad bitch
when i shit, yeah it hurts a tad bit
but i commit, cause i'm such a bad bitch
uh, i even shit in class
cause when i am doing work, i feel leakage in my ass
oh sorry, that's a horrid stench
and it smells so bad, got my teachers speaking french
like the revoir, are they ever gonna drop?
i was following their posts, but then suddenly they stopped
well, the truth is we couldn't find the time
but with inKast it'll be our time to shine
when i shit, yeah it hurts a tad bit
but i commit, cause i'm such a bad bitch
when i shit, yeah it hurts a tad bit
but i commit, cause i'm such a bad bitch
when i shit, yeah it hurts a tad bit
but i commit, cause i'm such a bad bitch
when i shit, yeah it hurts a tad bit
but i commit, cause i'm such a bad bitch
7. Drugs With Jesus (feat. Jesus)
uh, drugs with jesus
father, son, holy spirit (we out here)
we getting holy in this bitch
ayo jesus pass me that shit
pass me that shit, homie
yeah
we're pulling up to church in my AE86
and that shit go skrrt skrrt like i drag the crucifix
and i'm bringing coco bricks
and i'm rolling up these sticks
and i'm sucking all these dicks
and i'm chasing all these chicks, uh
jesus told me that they're letting gays in heaven
so i better make a good impression
in the session we're about to bake
and the lesson we're about to take
pass me some of them space cakes
and let me see how that holy grace tastes, uh
we in the church of kush
imma fill my lungs up with this fucking weed bush
and the virgin maria
i met her last night, not a virgin to me uh (sheesh)
cause she sucked on my penis
don't tell anyone, keep this shit between us
cause right now, we doing drugs with jesus
we're doing drugs with jesus
and he's so happy to see us
we're doing drugs with jesus
and he's so happy to see us
ayo judas, stop hogging my shit, homie (bruh fuck that man)
fuck you doing, bro?
nah bro, pass that shit, pass that shit
bro, go betray some bitches or something bro (bro he got no bitches)
like you did with my homie jesus right here bro
fuck you want, bro?
i'm out here with the twelve disciples
my dick so big, that they call it eiffel (sheesh)
gotta keep my paper on the idle
don't throw it away, cause you gotta recycle
got a priest here preaching his name (yo)
but the kids are telling me that on them he came
so we gotta get em (niggas) arrested
we gotta make sure that these kids protected
for now, we gonna take a roll
and put the grass in, let it take control
you gotta feel the soul
i got her on her knees for my holy pole
she praying to the G, O, sucking on my D, that's how it be yo
can't you see?
we gotta gather round at the holy tree
cause homie, we doing drugs with the G
we're doing drugs with jesus
and he's so happy to see us
we're doing drugs with jesus
and he's so happy to see us
we're doing drugs with jesus
and he's so happy to see us
we're doing drugs with jesus
and he's so happy to see us
9. Shlizzin'
uh, bitches be shlizzin'
all my homies mad cause i'm out here missing
pissing my pants when i cry at night
all the bitches that i know want me outta their sight, i said
what the fuck did i do?
thinking back on the past, couldn't find a fucking clue
anyways yup, they don't seem to give me a fuck
call em bitches all the time, might as well call em pups, i said
all my bitches be shlizzin'
all my bitches be shlizzin'
all my bitches be shlizzin'
all my bitches be shlizzin'
uh, bitches be shlizzin'
and bitches be mad when it's not us kissing
listen, we were in the zone
and now you're all alone
copying my flow
and your acting like my hoe
am i supposed to care bout the glare
that you give me up the stairs
and your hair, red to blue to pink
don't even think that i'm missing
tryna have a conversation but you keep on hissing
all my bitches be shlizzin'
all my bitches be shlizzin'
all my bitches be shlizzin'
all my bitches be shlizzin'
yeah, we used to go to acting class
but now we ain't even interacting as much
when i see you take a 90 degree turn
yeah bitch, your eyebrows just got a 90 degree burn
in the picture that i sent on the instagram
then you blocked me with a motherfucking insta-slam, damn
take a chill pill, miss, madam
ay yurick, what you gotta say about this, fam?
uh, yeah, shit's making me vex
cause all the problems that i have are with the opposite sex, i said
maybe, i don't need to give a fuck
i'll get rich in the future, buy myself a cybertruck
i don't need hoes, i'll make myself a billion bucks
but even after all that it'll continue to suck
because, everyone's telling me to leave it behind
yet it never seems to wanna leave the back of my mind
now, all of them are thinking that we don't even care
yet to fix it, they don't even have a minute to spare, i said
i said, i said
uh, shit sucks
and i thought i could fix it by making a few bucks
yeah, this is kinda lame
i'm just wondering why things couldn't just stay the same
yeah, and i think it's a shame
that the ones you love most, seem to bring the most pain
my chances now are like a zero-leaf clover
but i just wanna know if we could just start over
can we start over? (can we just start over?)
can we start over? (can we just start over?)
can we start over? (can we just start over?)
can we start over?
can we start over? (can we just start over?)
can we start over? (can we just start over?)
can we start over? (can we just start over?)
can we start over?